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Joke of the Day
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."
Next Joke
"What do you call a french guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop"
"I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger."
"The problem in general terms is that people suck."
"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."
"Your fancy frankenstein cross-breed vanity dog can't breathe you obnoxious cock"
"Isn't it amazing that human brains are still faster than supercomputers? Eventually they'll start putting wheels on the machines though."
"""She's got legs. She knows how to use them."" ""So she's ambulatory then?"" ""... I guess?"" ""And is that really all you're looking for?"""
"New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore They're now located in the driver seat"
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"