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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan."

"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."

"[Truth or Dare] Her: What's your biggest secret? Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em"

"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."

"My friend had all of his guitars stolen, and he's real sad about it. Can't even play the blues anymore."

"What was the precursor to USB? USA"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."

"/r/askreddit thread ""What's the best clean joke you know"" with thousands of replies http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whats_the_best_clean_joke_you_know/"

"I went on a date with a girl who was born without feet. I forgot my wallet and asked if she could foot the bill. There was no second date."

"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."