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Joke of the Day

"Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm."

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide"

"The FedEx guy said I look like a sexy pirate. I'm not sure if that's considered sexual harassment or flirting."

"What do Mexican Zombies eat? Re-fried brains."

"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"

"I have a boat that beats all other boats in races... ... It's a champion ship."

"Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple"

"Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."