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Joke of the Day

"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"

"Apparently, ""he's an army officer"" isn't the correct response to ""who's your daddy""."

"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."

"Never hide regular cocaine in your butt Charges will get elevated to possession of crack cocaine"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest It's hard to get up."

"Did you hear Lance Armstrong lied The ball of some people"

"How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Sorry."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !"

"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"

"A major financial scam kingpin walks into a bar... Then he greases the palms of all lawyers & ensures he gets away without a big penalty."