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Joke of the Day

"A major financial scam kingpin walks into a bar... Then he greases the palms of all lawyers & ensures he gets away without a big penalty."

"Mexican Word of the Day... Ebola ""Today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!"""

"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""

"Cracks chemistry joke No reaction"

"Had I known you were coming I would have baked a cake. Instead you get to watch me decapitate an iguana. You should call ahead."

"I have a friend who won't admit that he dresses up as Santa every year. He's pretty deep in the Clauset."

"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."

"Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags."

"How do people in wheelchairs propose?"

"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"