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Joke of the Day

"Never hide regular cocaine in your butt Charges will get elevated to possession of crack cocaine"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far."

"I need an airplane joke And I need it right neeeeeeoooow."

"BowHead Whales! The problem with Bowhead whales is how narcissistic they are. They just won't stop thinking that they are Right!"

"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"

"The next time you are in a group and everyone is on their phones except you, go ahead and treat yourself to a fart. You earned it!"

"If my balls come out on the lottery tonight... my career as a TV presenter will be in ruins."

"An officer pulled me over for driving erratically, but it was because some bees had gotten into my car. He must have thought I was buzzed."

"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."

"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"