201718
Joke of the Day
"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"
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"Female dogs... Today a female dog tried to talk and play with my dog. He couldn't muster the courage to talk to her.. He didn't have the balls to do it."
"Having a girlfriend is like having a car... ... I don't have a car :'(."
"Just realized that we are seriously kicking China's ass in cookie technology. So, we've got that going for us, which is nice."
"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."
"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."
"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."
"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"
"When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said ""man, I'm just happy to be breathing"". I told him he should have bigger aspirations."