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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Lance Armstrong lied The ball of some people"
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"ME: This car's perfect except for one thing WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre- ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect"
"Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw"
"Overactive Bladder Hotline. Can you hold please?"
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was *out standing in his field*!"
"Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them."
"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.. , but then I changed my mind."
"How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness"
"4: I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT Me: Stop yelling violent things 4: *whispers* I'm gonna rip your eyeballs out"