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Joke of the Day

"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."

"Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason"" I'd like to smack them and say ""yeah, I guess you're right"""

"What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap."

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"What did the fish say when he hit concrete? Dam(n)."

"My wife is like my phone When she's turned off she won't even give me the time of day"

"I try to buy American, but I just can't find a good domestic finger trap."