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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !"

"What do you call a group of euphorics? A fedoration."

"I've had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough."

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"I have 7 legs, 5 eyes, and 9 arms. What am I? A liar"

"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."

"I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read."

"So, a man walks into a bar... and he gets a bruise on his head. (Yes, I know its a bad joke.)"

"Your mum's so fat she uses Yosemite National Park as a back-scratcher, the Eiffel Tower as an ear pick and water slides as straws."

"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"