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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, ""he's an army officer"" isn't the correct response to ""who's your daddy""."
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"special thanks to people on yahoo answers who have asked literally every question ive ever googled"
"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."
"Your potato salad recipe is not a ""family secret"", your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret."
"If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs."
"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."
"I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, ""Disney Land Left"", so he turned around and went home."
"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"
"In a hurry? I'll tell you a joke about my penis. It's short."
"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."