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Joke of the Day
"What type of stories do cocaine addicts write? Snort stories"
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"Date etiquette: The smaller fork is a salad fork. Use the larger fork to eat the salad fork."
"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."
"Watched a TV show about Stroke Survivors last night Needless to say it was a bit one sided"
"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""
"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"
"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"
"What is white and disturbs your lunch? An avalanche"
"Make a horror film less scary by putting old timey words in the title, i.e. The Thingamabob, Jason Goes To Heck or The Hills Have Peepers."
"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related."