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Joke of the Day

"Make a horror film less scary by putting old timey words in the title, i.e. The Thingamabob, Jason Goes To Heck or The Hills Have Peepers."

"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."

"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"

"I held the door open for a clown today... ...it was a nice jester."

"How do you know if hippies have been in your house? They are still there."

"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"

"If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant."

"What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!"

"I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White's first baby was born a dwarf."

"You're mom is so dumb I knocked on her door and she said ""Let me in!"""