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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related."

"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."

"I'm special. My school told me so."

"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"

"If you don't like the way women drive, Stay off the sidewalk."

"I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too."

"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher!"

"Was decorating the front yard last night and one of the neighborhood kids tried to deflate me."

"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"

"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."