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Joke of the Day

"Watched a TV show about Stroke Survivors last night Needless to say it was a bit one sided"

"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"

"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."

"What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck? A Pair-a-ducks."

"How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She'll tell you"

"Today's the day I finally get my shit togethe"