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Joke of the Day
"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""
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"u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i cant even build a desk from IKEA"
"I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off..."
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen."
"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""
"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"
"Domestic Violence 1/10 10/10 with Ray Rice"
"Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone."""
"What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !"