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Joke of the Day

"Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here. Or maybe because it's not a real human being."

"There is a race between a skull and a small butt one's clearly ahead, the other's a little behind"

"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"

"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."

"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"

"My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration."

"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."

"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."

"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"