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Joke of the Day
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
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"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."
"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."
"What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!"
"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."
"My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. I told him he's probably quite unliterate."
"[15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?"
"What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans? Heinzenburg"
"What did fettuccine say to rigatoni? Que pasta?"
"Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market."