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Joke of the Day
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
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"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side."
"Gay horses What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!"
"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."
"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."
"If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid."
"If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? Missile toe."
"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""
"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"