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Joke of the Day

"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."

"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."

"*looks at you in batman voice*"

"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."

"""It's obviously not real, you dumb impressionable twats"" ...every time people get up in arms over fake articles"

"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"Q: What happens when two snails fight? A: They slug it out."

"How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year."

"The neighbors yard smells like weed. I'm glad those seeds I threw over the fence are starting to grow."