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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."

"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""

"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"

"My boss said to me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said, ""I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."""

"Dear Alcohol We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."

"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."

"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"

"Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded."

"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."