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Joke of the Day

"I know a guy addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop at any time"

"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."

"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"My son has developed orange and white stripes on his body... Doctors have put him on a course of nemotherapy."

"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"

"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"

"What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line? Weights"

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."