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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"
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"*caches football thrown from off screen* ""Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*"
"How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza."
"A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop..... ... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits."
"As a child, 'The Jetsons' gave me unrealistic expectations for the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog."
"ALCOHOL. Because no good story ever began with, ""So, I was sitting there eating this salad..."""
"I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker."
"I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me."
"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."
"My wife asked, ""How do cheese strings work?"" I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work?"