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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"

"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""

"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"I posted ""Happy Almost Mother's Day!"" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion."

"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."

"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"

"What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore? The Pittsburgh Steelers"

"Remember April showers bring May flowers. But, Mayflowers being smallpox."

"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."