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Joke of the Day

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"

"why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack"

"You know you're getting old when you go to a new doctor... ...and part of the new patient exam is carbon dating."

"My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, ""What would the world be like without theater?"" One of her students replied, ""Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."""

"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."

"I dunno but if I was a ""doctor to the stars"" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days"

"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."

"[at Doctor's office] ""When's the last time you had sex?"" Last night. ""With a male or female?"" Oh...with another person?"

"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"