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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"

"What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk"

"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."

"What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach."

"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"

"If Monday had a face, I'd punch it."

"I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public."

"Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: if you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What is I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna."