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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an intense love of math? Calculust."

"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I suppose at least two. But where are you going to find a lightbulb that big?"

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"

"I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction"

"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks."

"I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow."

"""One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."""

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"What's the Difference Between Being Hungry and Horny? Where you put the cucumber!"