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Joke of the Day
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!"
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"Why should I have to take a first aid course? Why is this on me? Why don't you take a ""how to eat sandwiches without choking"" course?"
"*walks into bank* THIS IS A ROBBERY *people drop to the floor* JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING *lowers guns* A TOMATO IS A FRUIT"
"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."
"I'm selling a parachute just as new, used only one time, didn't open once."
"What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day? He gets thor arms!"
"They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's."
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."
"What kind of car does a pirate drive? Toyota YARis"
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."