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Joke of the Day

"They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's."

"I smoked before going to the dentist & didn't know they would let me have laughing gas &watch Netflix Im cross faded af having the best time"

"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"

"A truck just flipped a dead squirrel onto my windshield and it's stuck in my wiper. I guess I don't have to stop to get supper tonight."

"Chivalry Is Dead They said chivalry is dead so I wanted to prove them wrong. I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""Asshole, I'm peeing in here!"""

"Never trust a man that says, ""Trust me."" and never trust a woman that says ""It's fine."""

"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"

"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"

"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"