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Joke of the Day
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
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"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"
"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."
"Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that ""there's lots of French people over there"". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as an altar boy.."
"Super convenient that my arms came with cup holders."
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa? Santa stops at 3 'Ho's'"
"Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you."
"Yeah, he jumped from 128,000 feet, but I fixed the shower today with a 4yo asking what i was doing 128,000 times.... Lets call it tie, ok?"