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Joke of the Day

"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"

"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."

"Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot? Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!"

"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""

"I'd tell you guys a Casey Anthony joke.. But my mother would kill me."

"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"

"When robots take over, information will be measured in terrorbytes. Just something I came up with =)"