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Joke of the Day

"*walks into bank* THIS IS A ROBBERY *people drop to the floor* JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING *lowers guns* A TOMATO IS A FRUIT"

"When I'm bored on a plane, I pull a random machine part out of my pocket and ask the person next to me ""Do you know where this came from?"""

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth. Because I don't like playing baseball with girls."

"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."

"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb? You don't need to, they glow in the dark."

"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."

"I met an elderly at the park and asked him what was going on? He smiled and told me ""I have Parkinson"""

"A man said to me, ""Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"" I said, ""most people are sick after drinking too much."" ""No, you don't understand."" he replied. ""Chunks is my pitbull."""

"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever repay you."

"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"