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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A Shit-zoo"
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"What do recent college graduates and felons have in common? It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them."
"It'd be ironic if deaf people hung out in heards."
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"
"Hey, not too bad I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I love you too Ok, bye -phone convos with mom"
"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"
"Whats the square (root) of a (onion)??? Shallots ^_^"
"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."