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Joke of the Day
"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"
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"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog."
"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"
"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."
"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat."
"You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly."
"The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called ""Hey Jew"" ."
"My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, ""I'm turning off the heating."""