168133
Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife was deaf. she left me for a deaf friend of hers i should have seen the signs."
Next Joke
"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"
"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."
"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"
"Psssst. Hey you, Yeah you...Facebook parent. Your kid looks the same as it did 8 minutes ago. When you posted the other 45 pics. We get it"
"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."
"""He's gone too far."" ""He crossed the line between science & ethics."" ""He's playing God."" -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets"
"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."
"Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords."