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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
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"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"
"To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy."
"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"
"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."
"My nephew: ""Sometimes it gets puffy and I can't pee"" Me: ""Yeah, unfortunately when you get older it gets puffy and you can't think"""
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said ""Sorry. My fault"""
"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"
"What's the difference between my face and my jokes? People laugh at my face."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street."