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Joke of the Day

"What do recent college graduates and felons have in common? It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table."

"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."

"ad for a wife A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"I can't stand people who are indirect You know who you are"

"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."

"[Budapest airport] IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary? ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes."

"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."

"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""

"Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!"""