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Joke of the Day
"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."
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"My new hobby is sitting outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say ""You can see me?"""
"-Sir we found hot glue in her ears nose and mouth, seems she suffocated. -Well whoever did this must be pretty....crafty. -Go to hell sir."
"""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese | ""The power of Ch| ""The power of Christ compels you!"" - The AutocorrExorcist"
"What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? A Bummer"
"Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport? For a free cavity search."
"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."
"How do you calm down an astronaut? ...you give him space."
"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"
"You treat me I treat you You heard the saying, treat people the way you want to be treated, we'll I say I will treat you the way you treat me! And that is real."