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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"

"Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... it takes a Chinese newborn an extra three hours to make their goddamned shoes."

"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""

"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "

"A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, Keep off the Grass.'"

"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."

"Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve."

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall."

"Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you're wrong & Raphael isn't the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it."