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Joke of the Day
"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."
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"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."
"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."
"A zendetta is when you launch a blood feud against a killer who murdered your entire family, but remain pretty chill about the whole thing."
"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"
"Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? He's not a fan of juvenile plots."
"My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks."
"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Yo mama mouth so big she speaks in surround sound."