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Joke of the Day
"Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? He's not a fan of juvenile plots."
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"Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream? A: He was hit by a bus"
"Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying."
"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."
"What's the difference between a church bell & a politician? A church bell peals from the steeple."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"
"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come."