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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama mouth so big she speaks in surround sound."
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"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."
"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"
"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"
"The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be ""a Muslim extremist."" That's like a student signing his report card ""Timmy's Dad."""
"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"
"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."
"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."
"How many Firefly fans does it take to change a light bulb? They wouldn't. They'd rather spend a decade bitching about how it went out."
"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"