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Joke of the Day

"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."

"Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex."

"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."

"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."

"A woman went to get implants in her butt However, her butt was instead injected with cement. I guess you could say she hit rock bottom"

"Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one is un oeuf"

"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"She said we needed to talk and... I said, ""Yeah, I think we should break up, too."" She said, ""About where to eat."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Pizza?"""

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"