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"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."
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"The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute. I feel like I'm getting brew balls."
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"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"
"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."
"My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
"Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my room. At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
"A group of feminists deciede to have a picnic... But nobody made any sandwhiches"
"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"
"White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope."