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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"
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"I tried to start learning French verbs... ...but it's impossible with all the new pronouns."
"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""
"someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me."
"Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort) Lady Astor said to Churchill, ""If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea,"" to which he responded, ""Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"""
"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."
"Me: I'm a tenor. Her: You're a six, and I'm being generous."
"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
"Where's the loneliest place on earth at? Hillary Clinton's vagina."