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Joke of the Day

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"

"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"

"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""

"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"

"Toddlers & Ghosts -haunt you at all hours -lots of moaning/screaming -unclear motives -not helpful with housework -randomly open cupboards"

"TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook."

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"

"I think my cat is using me for my money I mean the sex is great, but I just don't feel an emotional connection."

"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"