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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"

"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."

"To people calling themselves ""Grammar Nazis"": you're not correcting grammar so much as punctuation or spelling. Hi, I'm a Nomenclature Nazi."

"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"

"Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks... I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool."

"You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did"

"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""

"What's better than honor? Inner"

"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."