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Joke of the Day

"Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend."

"In case you haven't checked Facebook, It's hot today, the fireworks were beautiful, and 32 friends invited you to play candy crush!"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."

"A person browsing the internet came across a clickbait title"

"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."

"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."

"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"

"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."

"My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are."