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Joke of the Day

"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"

"LPT: If you're single this weekend, remember... Name your hands and you'll have an instant threesome! Happy Valentine's day!"

"I fall in love too easily. Wait.. It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily"

"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."

"What do you call a Totalitarian ass who remixes other people's speeches? D.J. T-Rump"

"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."

"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"

"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"