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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"
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"Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places."
"My nephew didn't cry when Mufasa died so I stopped the movie. What is wrong with kids of today?"
"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."
"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"
"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."
"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"
"Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too."
"What company did the Nazis use to move the Jews to concentration camps? Jew-Haul"
"What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers? Serpants."