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Joke of the Day
"*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*"
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"Dog training The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."
"The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is so weird. It's like, ""We know you read us for sports but how about this week you just beat off?"""
"it is so good that there are millions of movie & famous people quotes you can use instead of having to think of something interesting to say"
"ME [Puts up ""Have u seen my dog?"" posters across town] HER: Oh no! You've lost your dog! M: No I just think u should see him. He's awesome"
"What's the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire? One's a goodyear and the other is a great year."
"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."
"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."
"Did you know... If you put your ear up to a woman's vagina, you can actually hear her scream, ""what the fuck are you doing?"""
"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."