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Joke of the Day

"*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*"

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."

"The bonus of simple origami is twofold."

"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack"

"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"

"There's an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn't just hard it's impossible."

"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."

"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head."