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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than two babies in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters."

"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."

"The Dumb Blonde Quiz"

"My dream job? That's easy: Be one of those Muppets that sit up in balcony making fun of everyone. That's Old School Twitter."

"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"

"Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite? It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi."

"Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave. One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then says ""what is *UP*?"". The next caveman says ""I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?""."

"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"

"Presidential Disinfectant Hydrogen Barackside"

"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."